Our just-turned-two son sees our cat, Clarence, eating a bird outside.<\/p>\n
Son: “Dada! Clarence eat da buhd!”
\nMe: “That’s right, sometimes cats eat birds.”
\nSon: “Clarence KILL da buhd!”
\nMe: “Yep.”
\nSon: “Clarence KILL and EAT da buhd.”
\nMe: “Uh-huh, cats eat birds. But what do birds eat?”
\nSon: “Buhds eat…. buhds eat INSEKS.”
\nMe: “That’s right! And what do insects eat?”
\nSon: “Insek eat… inseks eat LEAVES.”
\nMe: “All right! And what do leaves eat?”
\nSon: “Leaves eat?”
\nMe: “Yeah, what do leaves eat?”
\nSon: “… leaves eat SUNLIGHT!”<\/p>\n
Good boy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Our just-turned-two son sees our cat, Clarence, eating a bird outside. Son: “Dada! Clarence eat da buhd!” Me: “That’s right, sometimes cats eat birds.” Son: “Clarence KILL da buhd!” Me: “Yep.” Son: “Clarence KILL and EAT da buhd.” Me: “Uh-huh, cats eat birds. But what do birds eat?” Son: “Buhds eat…. buhds eat INSEKS.” Me: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.red-bean.com\/sussman\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.red-bean.com\/sussman\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.red-bean.com\/sussman\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.red-bean.com\/sussman\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.red-bean.com\/sussman\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.red-bean.com\/sussman\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.red-bean.com\/sussman\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.red-bean.com\/sussman\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.red-bean.com\/sussman\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}